Book Life Number Accelerator?

I rediscovered this funny little site the other day: Book-A-Minute. It provides VERY short encapsulations of classic works. If you could read all works this fast, your Book Life Number (see July 23 entry) would sky rocket. Got a few seconds to dust off War & Peace? Here's the entry:

Leo Tolstoy

History controls everything we do, so there is no point in observing individual actions. Let's examine the individual actions of over 500 characters at great length.

THE END

The same people who offer Book-A-Minute also have Movie-A-Minute. Big fun.